I have spent some time composing this filk, sung to the tune of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" and think it would be hilarious (and great publicity for the Island groups) to make it into a fun music video. <div>
<br></div><div>However, this would require a *lot* of cooperation! What do you all think? The video would be family friendly, as opposed to the, um, adult activities depicted in the official video (below). <div><br></div>
<div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A</a><br><div><div><br></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 17px; line-height: 19px;"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Armour’s lying on my bed</span></font></p><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333" face="Arial, sans-serif">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">There’s a pounding in my head</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Garb is all over the yurt</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Oh how much my body hurts</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Need some coffee yesterday</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Don’t know what that herald says</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I’ve got to find a different sport</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">It’s almost the time for Court</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">In that last big fight</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I junk shot that knight</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I’m screwed</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Oh well</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I’m all black and blue</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">And I’m sure I’ll never rule</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Damn</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Yeah we went out and we fought</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">And we took too many shots</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">‘til the marshalls made us stop</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Yeah we fought with rapier</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">We aimed for the best archer</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">And the kids did some boffer</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">We sang round the Bardic fire</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">All the Baronies and Shires</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">While we passed a skin of mead</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">We gathered to admire</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Others’ medieval attire-is</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">That OOP?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">This Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Fight them all again</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">This Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Kill them all again</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I think I’m seeing pretty lights</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Don’t know what to tell my knight</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">I can’t find my Roman shield</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Might have left it on the field</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Tore my favourite Norse tunic</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Hope I can sew it up quick</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Someone smashed me in the grill</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">That was such an epic kill</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Guess the blow I dealt</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Enraged that white belt</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">He’s mad</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Oh well</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">He’s gonna beat me up</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">‘Cause my polearm hit his cup</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Damn</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Yeah we danced Sellingers Round</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">With the guy that will be crowned</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Who beat us into the ground</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Yeah we did embroidery</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Discussed linen versus tweed</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">And each other’s noble deeds</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">We showed off our A&S</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Our Elizabethan dress</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Then brought out Italian Ren</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Last Coronet</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Yeah they need some volunteers</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Since the last ones disappeared</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">Come help at Gate</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";color:#333333">This Coronet</span></p>
<span style="font-size:13.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;color:#333333;
mso-ansi-language:EN-CA;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Do
it all again</span></font><p></p></div></div></div></div>