[Hartwood] Zuul's application for Hartwood Herald

[Morel Carr Zupanic]

The competition for Hartwood Herald is fierce.  I mean literally FIERCE. 
With big teeth, claws, and scary eyes....  And that's just me - the other 
guy is even worse!!

Dori

> I, Zuul the Gatekeeper of Gozer, wish to submit my application for Herald 
> at
> this time.  Admittedly, I have much less experience than others of this
> Shire, having confined my period activities to being the object of worship
> of various Mesopotamians, Sumerians and Hittites as early as 6000 BC.  As
> someone well-versed in early human history, I believe I bring valuable
> experience to the position of Hartwood’s Herald.
>
>
>
> Until my re-emergence in 1984 to function as the second half of the pair 
> of
> demigods who can open the door to allow Gozer the Gozerian access to the
> human world, I have been largely absent from this dimension.  However, I 
> do
> not think of this as a negative, but rather as a plus.  Due to my absence, 
> I
> have not absorbed any erroneous ideas about SCA heraldry or period naming
> practices and can bring the freshness of new eyes to the position, along
> with the heady sulphuric smell of the underworld.
>
>
>
> My abilities to possess a human form can be very convenient when dealing
> with Heraldic “red tape” and getting names and devices pushed through
> quickly.  With my demonic soul inhabiting that of a top-ranking Herald in
> the SCA when I am not fulfilling duties that require me to be in corporeal
> form within Hartwood, I can gloss over deviancies from period nomenclature
> and less-than-three-points-of-difference in heraldic submissions.  Some 
> may
> say that my methods are “unchivalric”, but I view them more as “strategic”.
>
>
>
> Other skills and abilities I bring to the position of Herald are my beast
> form of Terror Dog, my wall-destruction capabilities and my ability to
> assist in opening portals to other dimensions.  While they are not
> specifically supporting the position of Herald, they do help get Council
> moving along the lines of the schedule.
>



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