[Hartwood] Coronet music video

[Julie MacTíre]

I have spent some time composing this filk, sung to the tune of Katy Perry's
"Last Friday Night" and think it would be hilarious (and great publicity for
the Island groups) to make it into a fun music video.

However, this would require a *lot* of cooperation!  What do you all think?
 The video would be family friendly, as opposed to the, um, adult activities
depicted in the official video (below).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

Armour’s lying on my bed

There’s a pounding in my head

Garb is all over the yurt

Oh how much my body hurts

Need some coffee yesterday

Don’t know what that herald says

I’ve got to find a different sport

It’s almost the time for Court



In that last big fight

I junk shot that knight

I’m screwed

Oh well

I’m all black and blue

And I’m sure I’ll never rule



Damn



Last Coronet

Yeah we went out and we fought

And we took too many shots

‘til the marshalls made us stop



Last Coronet

Yeah we fought with rapier

We aimed for the best archer

And the kids did some boffer



Last Coronet

We sang round the Bardic fire

All the Baronies and Shires

While we passed a skin of mead



Last Coronet

We gathered to admire

Others’ medieval attire-is

That OOP?



This Coronet

Fight them all again

This Coronet

Kill them all again



I think I’m seeing pretty lights

Don’t know what to tell my knight

I can’t find my Roman shield

Might have left it on the field

Tore my favourite Norse tunic

Hope I can sew it up quick

Someone smashed me in the grill

That was such an epic kill



Guess the blow I dealt

Enraged that white belt

He’s mad

Oh well

He’s gonna beat me up

‘Cause my polearm hit his cup



Damn



Last Coronet

Yeah we danced Sellingers Round

With the guy that will be crowned

Who beat us into the ground



Last Coronet

Yeah we did embroidery

Discussed linen versus tweed

And each other’s noble deeds



Last Coronet

We showed off our A&S

Our Elizabethan dress

Then brought out Italian Ren



Last Coronet

Yeah they need some volunteers

Since the last ones disappeared

Come help at Gate



This Coronet
Do it all again
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